Yep, I actually agree with most of these commandments. I recognize they’re not biblical at all, well some of them do fall in line with Jesus’s teachings. The criticizing bits need not be there, but the rest is solid IMO.

I know this was written as satire and is coming from a place of conviction within you. I will be at least one of those “thousand miles left of Stalin” folks you mention who will NOT criticize you for your beliefs.