The one that was always an automatic swipe-left for me was “Come healed.”, as if anyone has completely overcome their traumas and baggage. I would think any honest man/woman/person could only ever say is that they’re “healing”. Who the hell is actually “healed” around here?

So these app bios say to me that A) they have unrealistically high expectations, B) they’re not healing if they think they’re already healed, C) they likely subconsciously think that a relationship will do the healing for them. Not signing up for any of that!